Nicole is loving it. She stands there with a big grin on her face watching Joe's classmates enjoy his nakedness. And she loves the fact that he is embarrassed. This whole night has been so exciting for her. She wants to prolong this. Her head is spinning, trying to think of how to keep Joe naked in front of his classmates.
She has another idea and tells the girls that she will be right back. She goes to another room at the end of the exhibition hall. The girls continue to giggle and whisper. The board members are still drawing. After a minute or so Nicole has returned. Joe tries to move his eyes to see her and he can make out that she has returned with something in her hands.
Nicole stands to the right of Joe and starts to explain, ''You know that the theme of tonight's exhibition is Italian artists. In particular we are focusing on the Italian artists from the Renaissance era since this is where most of the famous art comes from. In this period, they closely studied human body proportions and tried to make out the ideal ratios. Then they tried to express those ideals with their art. A part of my project is to analyse the Statue of David and how it represents those ideal ratios. So now I want to get some measurements of things such as height, arms to legs ratio, shoulder to hip ratio and so on from Joe's Statue of David to compare it to the original. Could you girls please help me with this?''
''Of course,'' the girls are all enthusiastic to help. Joe can't believe this still isn't over. Now they want to measure and analyse his body proportions. He knows he doesn't get much say in it and he continues holding his pose. Nicole steps forward, looks at Joe with a big grin on her face and shows him the measuring tape. She tells him to stay still in his pose while they gets the measurements.
Nicole and the girls all climb onto the platform. ''Let's get his height first,'' Nicole says as she holds the beginning of the measuring tape next to the top of Joe's head and lets the rest drop to the floor. ''Can someone read the numbers,'' she asks. ''I've got it,'' Sarah kneels on the floor and holds the measuring tape at the bottom. The girls make sure the tape is straight and Sarah reads off ''5 feet 11.'' ''Not quite the 6 feet like you tell everyone, huh Joe,'' Rachel teases him.
''Oh, damn, I don't have anything to write it down,'' Nicole says, ''Anna, can you take photos to document the measurements?'' ''Oh, no problem,'' Anna grins as she pulls her phone out again. She takes a step back to get the entire tape and the entirety of Joe into the frame as she takes the photo. She takes a look at the photo that she has just taken and happily says, ''Yeah, it's good, if you zoom in, you can clearly see the numbers.'' ''Damn, that's a really good camera,'' Joe is thinking.
The girls continue taking his measurements. They measure the length of his legs and of his arms. They measure his shoulder width and hips. They are having a blast studying Joe like this. Joe is simply trying to empty his mind and not think of anything. Anna keeps snapping photos to document all the measurements. They continue with the size of his head, his torso, his feet and his hands. They really are documenting every part of his body. ''Okay, we are almost done,'' Nicole grins, ''Just one final measurement.''
Joe is happy that he is almost done. But then Nicole kneels in front of him and suddenly he realises what the final measurement is! They're going to measure his shriveled up little penis! His stomach drops and he thinks he might have a panic attack. He looks down to see the final result of being naked in the cold air for more than an hour. All that's left of his penis is just a tiny nub!
His classmates are finding the situation hilarious and are now dying of laughter. ''Oh man, can you even measure that little thing,'' Jenny is laughing. She kneels next to Nicole. ''I mean, look at this,'' she says as she extends her pinky finger next to Joe's little nub, ''My pinky is like twice as long,'' she now has tears of laughter coming down her cheeks. Joe can't believe they are mocking him like this. His face would look like a tomato if it didn't have the white paint on.
''Well, let's see what the precise measurement is,'' Nicole tries to control her laughter for a moment. She looks back at Joe's little nub. She doesn't even need to lift it up for the measurement because it is so small it doesn't even hang down, it just pokes out. She grabs the beginning of the measuring tape and extends it to where Joe's penis meets his body. She holds the beginning there and with her other hand extends the rest of the tape to the end of what's left of Joe's little penis. Anna is standing right next to Nicole and aiming her phone down, framing the measuring tape next to Joe's tiny nub. Just as she takes the close up photo, Nicole declares, ''1.3 inches!''
Jenny and Sarah are now literally rolling on the floor, laughing. They just can't believe what they have witnessed. Their classmate, who they see all the time, just got his penis measured in front of them! And they just can't believe how tiny it is. They will remember this number forever. One point three inches!
''Oh man,'' Rachel can also not control her laughter, ''I don't know about the other proportions you're trying to get, Nicole, but the penis size here is definitely much smaller than in the original!'' She stops her laughter for a moment and says, ''I mean, I know it's not like the Statue of David is known for its big penis,'' and laughter again takes control of her, ''But now this is a micropenis if I have ever seen one!''
Joe's heart is beating at an uncontrollable rate. He thinks he is in a dream. More like a nightmare. They all now know. Know exactly how small his penis is. And it was measured in the least generous of circumstances. Measured after it had been in the cold for so long it shriveled to only a tiny nub. Do the girls even know this is shrinkage due to the cold? If anyone ever sees this photo they sure won't. They will think that this is what he is packing on a good day. His mind was racing, thinking about what this meant for the future.
Nicole stood up and looked around the exhibition room. It was now mostly empty. The board members must have finished with their drawing and already left. Christine and a few other workers were going around, cleaning up the area. Nicole smiled to herself. She loved what happened this evening. She loved to see Joe so embarrassed and found the entire situation incredibly entertaining.
Nicole tells Joe he is done. "We are finished and the event was a success. Thank you for helping me. Thank you for all you did for me tonight." Nicole says lovingly. "I know it could be embarrassing to be on display but you did a great job."
Joe finally relaxes a bit. It is done. Despite embarrassing him so much, he is happy that he made Nicole happy. He stretches his muscles a bit. He now just wants to get dressed again. "Can we go now?" he pleads.
''Of course,'' and with a smile back at him, Nicole grabs Joe's arm and leads him back to the staging room. Joe's classmates follow behind them, still giggling and joking with each other. They enter the staging room an Nicole tells him there is a small shower in the back where he can clean himself up.
As Joe walks towards the shower, he relives the night in his head. It was the most embarrassing night he could remember. He stands under the shower head, opens the water and watches the white paint leave his skin. The water is cold but he has been in the cold for so long, he doesn't mind. He scrubs a bit and luckily the paint is easy to remove. Soon he is clear of all the paint but he stays in the shower a bit longer. Even though the water is cold, he just needs some time to breathe in peace and calm his mind. After around 10 minutes he stops the shower. He steps back into the staging room where Nicole and his classmates are sitting on chairs and happily chatting with each other.
The girls all look at Joe with an amused look. Now they can see him naked without the paint in his natural look. The cold water didn't make his penis any bigger. It might be even smaller than before if that's even possible. And without the paint the little pecker looks even funnier!
''Oh man, look at that little button,'' Rachel laughs, wiggling her pinky finger. Joe sees they are all staring at him again and embarrassed he quickly covers his little nub with his hand. The girls giggle and Nicole stands up to hand him a towel. He takes the towel and looks around the room but he doesn't see his clothes. He turns towards the wall, showing the girls his butt, and starts to dry himself off.
''Hey Joe, there is something I have to tell you,'' Anna starts to talk with him as he is towelling himself dry. Anna continues ''I know that you were against me sharing that group photo of us on Instagram but I just couldn't help it. I just have to share the art that I find so... interesting,'' she smirks, ''I didn't think anyone would recognise you with that paint on,'' she says slyly, knowing that the paint didn't do much to disguise him.
Joe's heart starts beating fast again. ''You are saying you actually posted that photo,'' he can barely control his nerves, ''You know that like half of our college follows you! That paint did nothing to disguise me! Everyone will recognise me!'' Joe is getting desperate.
Anna is looking at her phone again. ''Well, earlier it didn't seem like anyone recognised you so I thought it was fine. Nobody mentioned you and the people in the comments mostly just kept asking how big that penis is,'' she is explaining herself, ''So I also posted the photo with the measurement for them to stop asking. You know the close up documentation shot with the measuring tape. I just thought it was a funny part of the art work since people were so focused on it,'' she says with a grin, ''But I am looking at the comments again and it seems that some people have indeed recognised you. Well at least they have been mentioning your name in the comments.''
Joe can't believe what he is hearing. His stomach drops and he feels another anxiety attack coming. ''You can't be serious, you posted the measurement as well! You do know that's not my real size, it's just shrinkage, right'' he tries to defend his size but then realises, ''And people have been mentioning my name! Well, delete the photos then!'' he says angrily with his voice cracking as he steps still naked towards Anna. ''I don't want any more people to see them,'' Joe is almost begging her.
He is now standing right in front of Anna while she is still sitting in the chair. His paint-free tiny penis is right before her eyes. She looks up to meet his eyes. ''Well, Joe, I guess I could remove it, but you have to do something for me in return,'' Anna says slyly. ''I'll do whatever you want, just take it down, quick!'' Joe doesn't hesitate. Anna now had a smug look on her face, ''Well okay then, if you agree to do me a favour in return, I am taking them down.'' She played with her phone while Joe stood in place, still in shock, his little dick on display for the girls.
''Well, it's a bit late now,'' Rachel giggles, ''People have probably already downloaded and saved those two photos.'' Joe knows that might be true but he can't do anything about it. His little secret is more or less public knowledge now. He still reflexively covers his tiny nub with his hand when he realises the girls are staring at it. The girls all giggle because they all already have a very clear image of how Joe's little penis looks like.
''It's done,'' Anna says. ''Now for your part of the deal,'' she smiles with a devious grin, ''I want some photos of you now that the paint is gone. You know, a small photoshoot to get you in your natural look, mister art model,'' she giggles. Joe can't believe they want more photos of him. And now he really is completely recognisable. Anna promises that she is not uploading any of the photos. He knows that he has to hold his part of the deal so embarrassed he reluctantly nods.
Anna points to the center of room and Joe slowly walks there and turns to face the girls again. Anna stands up from her chair and prepares her phone.
''You had to be holding the same pose beforehand, but now we can get a few different ones to make the photos a bit more fun. To start off, stand up straight and put your hands on your hips, your legs a bit apart'' Anna commands. ''You also had this awfully serious look before. This time keep a big smile on your face!''
Joe puts his hands on his hips. He spreads his legs a bit apart, making his little nub clearly stand out. He puts a big smile on his face. It actually seems he is happy to be posing, but he is anything but. He is once again dying of embarrassment. Anna snickers as she takes the full frontal photo. Now they have Joe in his natural look! She moves around a bit to get a few more from different angles. The rest of the girls are sitting and enjoying the show.
Anna gets closer as Joe hold his pose. She kneels next to him and giggles, ''Man, that tiny nub is even funnier now! It somehow looks even smaller!'' Jenny and Rachel stand up and get closer to also get a good look. ''Total baby dick,'' Rachel snickers, ''It looks like a second belly button!''
''We do need to get some good close up shots of that,'' Anna says with a big grin. She raises her phone again and takes multiple close up shots of Joe's shriveled up baby dick from different angles. ''Do they really need to document it so thoroughly,'' Joe thinks to himself, wanting the ground to swallow him.
''It's soooo tiny!'' Jenny squeals still not believing her eyes. She hold her pinky finger next to Joe's little nubbified penis, ''Get a few shots with my pinky!'' she squeals. Jenny's little pinky finger is twice as long as Joe's little nub and Anna makes sure to capture that from multiple angles. She even gets an angle that also captures Joe's smiling face in the frame. ''I don't think you girls should wiggle your pinkies anymore, it is a bit too generous with that micropenis,'' Rachel laughs. Joe can't stand the mockery he is enduring. His face is getting bright red now that he has no paint on.
''Next pose Joe! Keep your legs as they are but move your arms and make peace signs with your hands,'' Anna continues with her instructions. Joe obliges and makes the peace signs and Anna gets a few more pictures of the seemingly happy Joe having fun being naked, making silly poses. ''Cute,'' Jenny smiles.
Anna pulls up a chair. ''Now put your left leg on the chair and keep the right one on the ground. Put your right hand behind your head and your left hand on your hip,'' Anna demands. Joe assumes the pose and again smiles at the camera. After a few full frontal shots, Anna gets closer. The pose makes Joe's little nub of a penis poke out in a funny way and Anna makes sure to get all the right angles from up close to capture that. Joe is fully aware that he looks ridiculous. He actually misses the paint on his skin. It didn't hide his identity but at least he felt like he was at least somewhat covered up. Now it's just him, completely exposed. And before it seemed like he was just doing his job for art. Now it seems like he is just jumping around naked being silly.
''Okay, give us a salute like a soldier,'' Anna commands next and Joe follows her instructions. She snaps a few photos and continues, ''Now make the rock and roll signs with your hands. Great,'' she continues the photoshoot, ''Next, put your tongue out and make a silly face. Yeah, that's it hahaha,'' she laughs as Joe continues to embarrass himself.
''Okay, girls let's get a few with you in them as well,'' Anna invites the girls to pose together with Joe. Sarah is the first to join him. Joe is told to put his arm around her shoulders and Sarah holds his waist. They both smile and make a peace sign with their hand. Anna happily snaps away.
Next, it's Jenny's turn. She stands next to Joe and makes a shocked expression with her face. With her left hand she is pointing directly at Joe's fun-sized member. Joe is told to look down at his penis and also make a shocked expression as if he has just noticed how tiny it is. Joe does the embarrassing pose and Anna gets a few good photos. Joe hates making these silly poses. It's embarrassing enough to be the only one naked but now he is even being forced to make a fool of himself!
It's time for Nicole to join Joe. She stands next to him and Anna tells Joe to lift Nicole up and hold her in his arms for the photo. Nicole is quite light so he lifts her without a problem. The problem is that Nicole is covering Joe's little pecker and Anna just won't have that. She tells Joe to lift Nicole higher and that takes a bit more muscle power. His tiny cock now pops out below Nicole and Anna starts taking the photos. She reminds Joe to put on a big smile. Joe tries to put on his best smile. He likes holding Nicole in his arms but he couldn't think of a more embarrassing way to do it.
Both Jenny and Rachel approach Joe next. They kneel each on one side of Joe and lift up a pinky finger each. They hold their pinky right next to Joe's baby penis and also position their faces as close as they can. Anna first gets a few photos from afar to capture the full scene and then steps closer to get a few close up shots. She frames in the girls faces and pinkies and of course the little nub inbetween. She stays close and rotates the phone into vertical mode to also capture Joe's smiling red face in the frame.
For the next photo series all four girls join Joe. First they all just put their arms around each other and smile, with Joe in the middle. Anna gets a few photos and then tells Joe to lie on the floor on his side and support his head with his arm. The girls all stand behind him and put their arms around each other. Joe's little penis seems ridiculous, barely poking out between his legs. Anna tries to get some good photos. She even lies down on the floor to get a photo from as low as possible in order to accurately capture Joe and his little nub.
The girls help Joe stand back up and now Rachel takes the initiative in giving instructions to Joe. ''Okay Joe, make a macho pose as if you are flexing your muscles,'' Rachel commands while Anna continues to snap away. ''Good job, now put your legs further apart and point to that little penis with both hands. Yeah, that's it, let people know where to look, it's hard to find that tiny thing without a magnifying glass otherwise, hahaha,'' Rachel is having fun teasing him. ''Now pull your foreskin, let's see if that makes it look any bigger, haha,'' Rachel continues to give him embarrassing commands, ''Okay, turn sideways... Hahaha, nope, just looks silly, hahaha,'' she laughs as Anna gets a few embarrassing pictures of Joe pulling on his foreskin from different angles and from up close. Joe can't believe what he is doing and is dying of embarrassment. Why are the girls making him humiliate himself like this?
''Let me give him some poses,'' Jenny joins in, ''Turn around Joe, bend over and touch your feet. Yeah, that's it, now look between your legs. Great, haha, smile for the camera,'' she laughs as Joe exposes his round ass. ''Now pull those cheeks apart,'' Jenny continues to instruct and Joe follows her command and exposes his asshole for the camera. ''Oh my god, hahaha,'' Jenny laughs at this new humiliation as Anna steps closer and gets a close up photo. Joe is blushing more than he ever has. There really is nothing the girls haven't seen now.
''Sarah, you have any ideas for a pose?'' Anna asks. ''Umm... I know, get on all fours Joe as if you were a doggy,'' Sarah takes the initiative. Joe gets on all fours and moves around a bit as Anna gets a few more photos from the sides and of his ass from behind. ''Good doggy,'' Sarah pets his head and smiles, ''Now get in a crouching position, move your knees outwards, and put your arms in front of you as if they were paws and you were a begging doggy,'' Sarah continues and shows him how to put his arms. Joe gets in the begging doggy position and Anna kneels in front of him to get the photo. Joe knows how ridiculous he looks but there is nothing he can do now but follow the instructions and hope this ends soon.
''Good job, now lie on your back,'' Anna gently pushes him backward. ''Great, now lift your legs up and spread them apart. Hahaha, yeah that's it. Now give us a big smile, haha,'' Anna gets a few pictures of Joe with his legs spread eagle. ''Oh my god, how did I get myself into this,'' Joe is feeling sorry for himself but still making a smile for the camera.
Next, Anna gives the girls instructions on what to do. The girls each grab a limb of Joe's. They lift him up and he looks like a starfish. Joe is feeling so silly. His little nub is pointing straight towards the ceiling. Under this angle it looks even smaller than usual and Anna makes sure to catch that with her phone. She takes photos from multiple sides. First she steps on a chair to get a few top down photos. Then she gets a few from Joe's side and she finishes off with a few from between his legs. She tells Joe to lift his head up and smile so that she can capture his face behind his tiny nub when she is taking the photo from between his legs. The girls suddenly let Joe go and he lands on his ass. Anna is fast enough to capture his goofy expression when he hits the floor. Joe stands up and is feeling sorry for himself while girls are trying to come up with new ideas of what to do.
''Hey, I know what we could do! Let's test which things are bigger and which things are smaller than that little pecker,'' Sarah suggests with a big grin. From her purse she pulls out her lipstick, ''Let's try this one first,'' she giggles. ''Come on girls, is this really necessary,'' Joe tries to object but the girls ignore him. Sarah approaches Joe and kneels next to him. She holds her lipstick next to Joe's little nub and unsurprisingly the lipstick is bigger. ''You should document this,'' Sarah looks at Anna with a grin. Anna nods, ''Of course let's see if we can find anything smaller than Joe's little button.'' She takes a few shots from different angles of the seemingly large lipstick next to Joe's little baby carrot.
Rachel takes out a cigarette, ''Let's see this one!'' Again, while thinner, the cigarette is more than twice the length of Joe's little shorty. Anna makes sure to snap the photos of this huge size difference.
''Let's just see how much bigger my phone is,'' Jenny offers. She pulls out her 6 inch phone and puts it below Joe's tiny pecker. The phone completely dwarfs it. Anna giggles and takes some pictures. Joe thinks this is insane. Why do they need these comparisons? Do they really need to know how big his penis is compared to every object? They are just trying to embarrass him. And it's working.
''Maybe he can beat this,'' Nicole joins in, ''I've got an AA battery.'' She kneels next to Joe and holds the AA battery next to Joe's fun-sized penis. No success, the battery is bigger by quite a bit! Anna makes sure to get the pictures. The girls are enthusiastically looking around the room to find something that would match Joe's size.
''Okay, I think I got it,'' Jenny now proclaims as she pulls out her AirPods. She compares an AirPod with Joe's tiny nub and it's almost there, but misses by a bit. ''Damn, I don't think we're getting anything smaller than Joe's little button. The AirPods are as close as it gets. I guess it's a decent comparison, take away half an inch from the AirPod and you've got Joe's penis,'' she giggles. Anna diligently documents Joe's babydick with the object that so far most closely reflects its size. Joe is hating every minute of it. His face looks like a tomato. Even the damn AirPods are bigger than him!
''Yes! This has to be it!'' Sarah announces. She holds up a slightly bigger acorn. The girls all get big grins as they see it. ''Oh yes, I think we've got it,'' Nicole laughs. Sarah kneels next to Joe and holds the acorn next to Joe's nub of a penis. ''It's a match!'' she announces excited, ''They're exactly the same size! It's an acorn dick!'' Anna snaps a few good photos to show that the sizes really do perfectly match. The girls high five each other to celebrate. They now have a simple object that directly represents Joe's size. Sarah promises not to lose the perfect acorn. Joe realises that he will be seeing that acorn a lot in the future and he shudders from embarrassment.
''Okay acorn boy, to finish off, I think we should get another measurement of that little thingy, just to confirm the earlier one. You know, reproducibility is important in scientific measurements such as this one,'' Rachel giggles, ''I mean we need to confirm that it really classifies as a micropenis,'' she continues as she brings out the measuring tape. She kneels next to him and extends the tape next to the little nub. Anna makes sure to document the measurement with a close up photo. ''Yes, 1.3 inches! The measurements agree, it is officially a micropenis!'' Rachel declares with a big grin. Joe can't even say anything. He is thoroughly humiliated.
The girls seem to have had their fun and Anna finally ends the humiliation ''You can get dressed now, microboy!'' Jenny brings Joe his clothes and he starts dressing. He is facing the wall but knows the girls are all watching him. Soon he is dressed and just wants to go home and forget this evening. He and the girls leave the building together. As they start to separate, the girls say goodbye to Joe, each one with what looks like a slightly evil smile and a brief wave of the hand.
Joe spent the entire weekend in his room. He didn't want to see anyone. He didn't check any of his social media or answer any phone calls or texts. He was just trying to bring his mind together and forget the embarrassment he had experienced.
He cancelled his shift in the convenience store on Monday. He just couldn't face his female coworkers after they saw him like that. He decided he was going to try and find another part time job.
But he realises that he will have to face his four classmates in class. Joe just shakes his head in disbelief. He is hoping nobody mentions anything. He has two lectures in the afternoon and is preparing to leave. As he is walking down the campus towards the lecture hall and sees people looking at him or talking to each other, he can't shake the feeling that everybody knows and is secretly talking about him.
He arrives to the lecture hall early so it's mostly empty. He takes a seat and prepares himself for the lecture. He sees a group of girls in front. They have glanced back at him and now seem to be whispering and giggling. He just knows they know. They must have seen the two photos before Anna took them off Instagram. What else could it be?
More people begin to arrive and Joe feels the anxiety in him rising. Everyone is being cheerful, laughing and joking around. He feels like some people are staring at him. He feels his face getting red despite nobody saying anything to him.
He takes a look around. He makes eye contact with one of his classmates, Debby. She smiles at him and wiggles her pinky finger! She then laughs and turns around. She knows! Joe can't believe it. Are they really going to mock him like that?
Joe hears somebody behind him. It's Anna taking her usual seat behind him. She drops off her stuff and steps forward to stand next to Joe. ''How are you doing big guy? You haven't been answering my calls or texts?'' she says a bit worried but with a smile on her face. Joe doesn't look at her. ''Big guy,'' he thinks to himself, ''So funny, trying to be ironic, huh...'' Anna lightly punches his shoulder, ''Come on Joe, let's not make this weird,'' she smiles again. Joe looks at her, ''Fine, let's just not talk about it, okay,'' he says resigned to his fate. ''Of course. So have you done the reading for the lecture,'' Anna now tries to make innocent small talk.
More people are arriving and Joe can't keep focused on his conversation with Anna. He can see the quick hidden looks in his direction, the suppressed giggles and the whispers among his classmates. Soon Rachel, Sarah and Jenny arrive and they all come to say hi to Joe. ''Hey Joe, you've got your clothes on today, huh,'' Jenny smirks. Rachel looks at her, ''I mean you don't need much clothing to cover 1.3 inches,'' she giggles as she makes the small penis sign, holding her thumb and index finger what she estimates to be 1.3 inches apart. Jack's face is getting red again. They will never let him forget this, will they? Joe notices that Sarah is wearing a necklace with that damn acorn! That's a conversation starter now isn't it!
''Girls, Joe doesn't want to talk about that night, okay,'' Anna now tries to defend him. The girls all nod with big grins and go to take their seat. The professor comes and the lecture begins.
Joe is feeling anxious for the rest of the day. He can't stop the feeling that everyone knows and is laughing at him. As he is getting ready to leave his second lecture, Emma, another one of his classmates, approaches him. She holds her phone in front of his face. ''This is you, right?'' she giggles as Joe looks and sees the group photo that Nicole had taken. He is standing front and centre in his Statue of David pose. His little shriveled up penis is clearly visible. The girls on his sides are all flashing their pinky fingers and making silly faces. Joe is getting red faced.
''And this is the size of it, right? 1.3 inches. Soooo tiny!'' Emma giggles as she takes a swipe at the screen to reveal the next photo. It is the close up shot of his tiny nub with the measuring tape next to it. You can clearly see the numbers. It really is 1.3 inches.
''Judging by your tomato face, I would say it is you,'' Emma laughs as she lightly touches Joe's shoulder. ''I don't know why someone with a baby dick would decide to be a nude model, but you sure are something,'' she continues laughing. ''I am so glad Amber sent me these. She saved them before Anna took them off Instagram. See you around big guy,'' she laughs as she wiggles her pinky finger and leaves.
Joe didn't leave his seat for the next ten minutes. The lecture hall had emptied and he was still sitting there, waiting for his anxiety to pass. He was right. Those two pictures were going around and most people probably saw them. Everybody knows.
For the next few days Joe simply tried to focus on his college work and forget about everything else. A few people directly confronted him and mocked him about it, but he ignored them as best as he could. As the weeks passed, most people forgot about it. There were still some subtle jokes at his expense but nothing he couldn't just laugh off. He now had the reputation of the 'tiny dick guy' but was now accepting of the whole situation. He found another job helping in a college lab, continued to play tennis and did well in his coursework. He even dated Nicole for a week, but they broke up before anything happened because she ''just couldn't take him seriously with that little baby dick.''
One day towards the end of the school year, Joe was walking towards the main college building and he once again had that feeling that everybody was staring at him. He saw groups of girls giggling and he just couldn't shake the feeling that it was about him.
As Joe enters the building, he sees that this year's college yearbook is out. It is made by the students and mostly includes articles and pictures about what students have been doing this year, about different club activities and events, sports, arts and different competitions. Joe buys a copy and sits down to take a look. One of his classmates, Amber, sees him and approaches him with a big grin. She is the main editor for the yearbook. ''Hey, Joe,'' she smiles, ''So have you bought the new yearbook?'' she asks. ''Yes, I am just starting to take a look,'' Joe smiles back at her.
''Well, you know how it's my job to make the yearbook as interesting as possible,'' she looks at him with a big grin, ''Well, I heard that Anna had some very amusing photos... and after she lost a little bet with me she had to share all of them with me! And oh boy were those some hilarious photos!'' she laughs. Joe can't believe what he is hearing and his heart drops. ''I think that this year we will set a new record in yearbook sales! Page 43!'' Amber says, grins and walks away.
Joe is panicking and he opens the yearbook and skips to page 43. He is shocked by what he sees. The title reads: ''Our students participate in art shows – even becoming pieces of art themselves!''.
The article continues: ''Four of our students, Sarah Johnson, Rebecca Brown, Anna Davis and Jenny Smith have visited an art exhibition this February. The theme was Italian artists and it focused on the Renaissance era and its most famous pieces of art. However, another of our students, Joe Hansson, was not a visitor, but an actual art piece! He recreated the famous Statue of David, the marble masterpiece created by Michelangelo between 1501 and 1504. White paint had been used to recreate the white marble effect and our girls have described Joe as a great model and the best piece of the entire art show!''
Below the text are four of the photos that the girls had taken, covering most of the page. The first one is of Joe and Jenny, where Jenny is mimicking his pose. The second of Joe and Sarah, with her making the peace sign. The third one with Rachel as she is making bunny ears behind Jack's head. And the fourth one with Anna making the fake shocked expression while showing the small penis sign with her thumb and index finger. All of the photos are high quality and Joe is clearly recognisable. His tiny penis is clearly visible and looks hilarious in every photo.
The page next to it is covered by a single large high quality photo – the group photo with all of the girls flashing their pinky fingers. Joe can barely breathe.
After flipping the page, the article continues: ''After taking off the paint, Joe has also given us an additional show backstage to show off his skills as an art model.'' Below this short caption are more photos of Joe – now without any paint and completely recognisable – doing embarrassing silly poses. He is making peace signs, saluting like a soldier, flexing his muscles, showing his tongue, begging like a dog. The photos are framed so that his little penis is captured well from multiple angles. After flipping the page again, the pictures get even more embarrassing – he is pulling his foreskin, bent over and looking between his legs while spreading his asscheeks, and lying on his back with his legs lifted and spread eagle.
He flips the page again, and can't believe the article still isn't over. All that's on this page are close up comparison shots of his penis and everyday objects from different angles. There is a photo of his little nub next to a lipstick, a cigarette, a phone, an AA battery, an AirPod and an acorn. Everyone will be able to imagine exactly how tiny his penis is! On the next page there is a caption ''We know you we've been wondering – it's 1.3 inches. Yes, it is officially a micropenis ;) '' and below it is the close up shot of Joe's little nub next to the measuring tape.
Jack is so shocked he cannot speak. He thought this was behind him. He is staring in the distance not really processing what he is seeing. It's all there. If there's anyone in this college who didn't know, now they do. He can't believe they published this. They even put his full name in the article! And there is an online version of this article so anyone googling him will be able to see this! His face is getting red, knowing that this is probably what everyone will remember him by. The guy with the tiny cock. The baby dick. The micropenis boy. The 1.3-incher.