A Little Birthday Surprise

Title: A Little Birthday Surprise

Author: Ziel

Link:
http://theradicalscrivener.tumblr.com/post/131212384034/commissioned-a-little-birthday-surprise

Matt checked himself in the mirror as he wiped off the last of the shaving cream. He wasn’t about to deny that he was hot. His beefy, muscular body contrasted nicely with his boyishly handsome face. His short, brown hair, warm, hazel eyes, and cute face made him look like a hotter, handsomer version of Troy Bolton from High School Musical, but unlike Zac Efron’s character, Matt actually looked the part of the star athlete. He wasn’t the star quarterback for nothing. He had spent years sculpting his body into a hot, hunky wall of beef. He was so hot that sometimes he thought it was a shame that he never stuck around after practice to shower with the other guys, but he knew better than to do that.

Matt grabbed a towel and tied it loosely around his waist, but then he thought better of it. He had the whole house to himself tonight. His family was off ostensibly visiting his dear old grandmother who was recovering from the flu, but Matt knew better. Today was his eighteenth birthday. He had no doubt at all that his family was out picking up whatever sweet birthday present they were going to get him.

The reasons they were out of town weren’t important tonight though. What was important was that he had the place to himself and was free to do whatever he wanted wherever he wanted to, and what he wanted to do was rub one out in the best seat in the house.

Matt headed downstairs and plopped his bare, beefy ass down in the large, plush La-Z-Boy recliner that his dad loved so very much. It was easily the most comfortable seat he had ever sat in, and better yet it reclined all the way back so that he could lay back and stroke it in the best position ever.

Matt laid back and lifted the phone above his face and set to work on selecting his favorite video. Today was a special day and it called for special wank material, and there was no better spank material out there than “Hot, Horny, Hung Twinks 7!” Matt was without a doubt as gay as they come, but nobody else knew it. Nothing about his mannerisms or his actions gave him away. About the only thing about him that was stereotypically gay was his absolute love of huge, floppy cocks, and this vid provided plenty of those and then some.

Matt skipped ahead to the good part of the video. His hand slid across the freshly shaven expanse of his crotch and down towards his dick. His cock was already rock hard by the time his fingers found the shaft.

Matt was really getting into it. He leaned all the way back into the recliner and began to moan loudly as he stroked his dick. He hadn’t gotten off in a while, and it had been ages since he had gotten as into it as he was doing now. It was so hard to get a decent amount of privacy with his parents and his younger brother always hanging around the house. Even when he could get some time alone, the walls were so thin he didn’t dare let himself get as into is as he was now.

Matt could feel it coming. His dick was trembling. His nuts were pulling up. The vid was reaching its climax, and so soon would he. Matt bit his lower lip and struggled to hold back just a little longer. He was having such a great time he wanted to drag it out a little bit more, but a sudden sound broke his focus.

Matt sat up in his seat so fast that the recliner folded back into its full upright and locked position with enough force to send the beefy jock staggering forward. Matt managed to steady himself just in time to see his friends, family, and even the older couple from next door come filing out of the nearby door that led to the garage. Matt was too shocked to reply. He was too dazed to do anything. All he could do was stand there and gawk as the crowd shouted in unison, “Surprise!”

Matt had been edging for so long that it had taken every ounce of willpower he could muster to keep from creaming, but the second the chair had ejected him that willpower had vanished. Matt’s cock gave a hard lurch. A thick spurt of milky white cum launched forth from his dick right as the telltale click of a camera shutter filled the room. Matt’s cum shot had been caught on film and immortalized for ages to come, but that wasn’t all that had been revealed.

An awkward stillness settled in over the room. No one moved. No one spoke. No one knew what to even say at a time like this. The only sound that could even be heard was the audio coming from Matt’s phone. During his ejection he had lost his grip on his phone. The device had hurtled across the room, slid across the carpet, and now rested face up at his family’s feet.

“Aww yee. That’s a big cock. That’s a big fuckin’ cock.” The voice on the video said lasciviously.

“That’s not what it looks like from here.” Mark, Matt’s younger brother quipped.

And it was true. Matt knew he was a little below average downstairs. That was the real reason why he always ran home after practice to shower. He never wanted anyone to find out. He had gone to great lengths to build up this persona around campus as the biggest, beefiest, jock around, but now thanks to this ill-fated surprise party now his family and friends knew his ‘little’ secret. To make matters worse he knew it wasn’t going to stop there. Now that the cat was out of the bag the whole school would hear about it, but what Matt didn’t know was that the whole school was already talking.

Now that Matt’s brother had shattered the tense silence everyone else began to break their silence… Everyone except for Matt that is. Matt was too mortified to move. He could merely stand there as spurt after gooey spurt of spunk erupted from his cock.

“There’s so much of it! How does he shoot so much from such tiny testes?” Mr. Sanderson, Matt’s elderly neighbor asked in shock.

“Ugh! He’s getting it all over the carpet! I’m not gonna clean that up!” His mother wailed.

ll the while his younger bro stood there and chuckled as he trained the camera right on his bro’s little dick. Mark recorded every second of it in incredible detail. All those images he took, the video he shot – it was all getting sent off to the cloud for storage which meant it was also being posted on his live feed… which in turn was being played on the Facebook feed of all of Mark’s friends and family. Soon the entire school and much of the world would know just how little the star quarterback was packing.

“How is it so small? I used to change his diapers, but I don’t think it’s grown an inch since then!?” Mrs. Sanderson asked incredulously.

Matt’s little pecker was beyond tiny, and his enormous stature didn’t help matters at all. It looked like a little kid dick when compared to his tall body and big, beefy muscles. The fact that he kept his crotch shaved clean and smooth just made his dick look even more childish, but that said it would have looked like a kid dick anyway. Even rock hard it didn’t even hit two full inches. It was actually closer to an inch long. His dick was only about as thick as his pinky and barely half as long, and his nuts were every bit as small. His two tiny berries were only the size of cherry pits and filled his tiny sack to the brim. The incredible tininess of his bait and tackle made the thick spurts of cum he had been shooting seem even more fantastic. It just didn’t seem possible for those two tiny nuts to pump out that much spunk.

Matt stared in horror at the small crowd before him. His friends, his family, his neighbors – all there to point, gawk, and laugh at the birthday boy’s birthday suit. It might be his eighteenth birthday, but his dick looks fresh out of the womb. Matt figured this was the lowest point of his entire life, but it was only the beginning. It was about to get so much worse.

“Hehe. Wow, bro. I always thought you were the big man on campus, but now I see you’re the smallest guy around.” His brother, Mark, teased mercilessly. Matt couldn’t even reply. He was too shocked and mortified to reply, and to make matters worse he knew he could not deny his brother’s claims. Even had Matt not know he was painfully tiny, the visible outline of his brother’s cock against the shiny fabric of his loose basketball shorts would have given his brother’s words credence. Matt could tell that his younger brother’s dick was easily four inches long, and it was still soft! Mark was pretty big for his age, but he wasn’t particularly massive. It hardly mattered though. His cock completely dwarfed his older brother’s little dick which gave Mark plenty of room to gloat.

“You know. You always like to boss me around because you’re a big strong senior and I’m a little, tiny freshman, but I think it’s time things changed around here. I’m a high schooler, and you don’t look a day past preschool.” Mark teased relentlessly.

Matt looked to his two best buds for some back up, but he could tell that they weren’t going to be any help. They were both doubled over laughing. Their thumbs and pointer fingers were held scant millimeters apart to indicate just how tiny and laughable they thought their quarterback’s cock really was.

“It’s… It’s so… haha… it’s… fuckin…” Connell sputtered between guffaws. He was laughing too hard to even get the full sentence out, but it was no secret what he was trying to say. His hand gesture said it all, and just to be sure, his buddy Phil was there to fill in the blanks.

“Bwahaha!! It’s so fuckin’ tiny! I’d call it a pin dick, but that’d be a compliment!” He roared between raucous, howling laughter.

“Hehe. ‘Pin Dick.’ I like it. That’ll be your new name around here. How’s that sound, bro?” Mark asked devilishly.

Matt looked to his parents for help, but they were both staring at him with varying degrees of disgust. His dad looked out and out appalled at what he was seeing, but his mom’s reaction was even worse. She was in tears.

“I can’t believe it!” She moaned between sobs. “How’s he ever gonna give us grand kids with a penis like that? It’s not even big enough to get inside a girl let alone get her pregnant.”

“Now, Molly. Judging by his choice of videos I’d say girls are a foregone conclusion.” His father said with disgust. He then glanced down and glared at the phone which was still lying face up at his feet. The loud, raunchy, gay porno was still playing for everyone to see and hear. He scowled contemptuously at it and then kicked it back over towards Matt’s feet.

“I don’t know what’s more disgraceful – that thumb tack you call a cock or that you’d stoop to stroking it on my favorite seat. I can’t even sit on it now until I’ve had it cleaned, and I can’t even look at you until I’ve bleached the image of your clit-dick from my mind.” His dad fumed before turning and storming out of the room with Matt’s mom in tow, and Matt’s neighbors followed them out.

“Ooh. Tough break, little bro. Looks like I’m mom and dad’s favorite son now. Although now that I look at that little inch worm you’re sporting I think you’re better equipped to be their daughter than their son,” Mark teased as he slowly crept forward with his camcorder trained on his bro’s little dick.

Matt was so humiliated that he couldn’t move. His stomach felt like it was tying itself into knots. His trembled like a leaf. His cock trembled too, but for very different reasons. Matt’s dick was as hard as it had ever been. Even after having blown one of the biggest loads of his life Matt’s tiny dick was chomping at the bit to unload once more. It took every ounce of willpower he had to hold his wad back, but he was reaching his limit. To make matters worse the trembling of his tiny dick made it obvious to all who were looking just how turned on he really was.

Mark knelt down right in front of his brother’s mini-dick and chuckled, “Wow. Your little baby dick is rock hard. If I didn’t know any better I’d say you’re enjoying all this attention. I never would have guessed you’d be the type to get off on this humiliation, but don’t worry. I’ll be sure to remind you all the time just how pathetic that tiny, pin dick is.” He teased.

Mark poked at his brother’s tiny cock with the tip of his finger. “Look at that. I can pretty much cover the whole thing with just my fingertip. I can’t wait ‘til the rest of the school hears about this. How’s that sound? The whole school will see this video. Everyone will know how tiny, how pathetic your cock is, and better yet, they will all know how much you looove being teased about it. I bet you’d like that, wouldn’t you? You and your inch worm will be the laughing stock of the whole school.” Mark teased mercilessly.

Matt tried his best to hold back. He wanted to save whatever small shred of pride he had left, but he was so horny that he just couldn’t do it. Even without his brother rubbing his fingertip against the soft, sensitive underside of his fully-boned cock Matt wouldn’t have lasted long, but Mark’s gentle rubbing and vicious barbs were more than Matt could take. A loud, low moan escaped his throat. His cock lurched hard. Thick spurts of jizz erupted from his miniature dick. To make matters worse the whole climax was caught on camera. Mark had managed to catch the exact second his big bro’s inch worm started to spurt. Mark’s finger provided a good frame of reference for just how small Matt’s dick truly was. Matt knew that that was the death knell of whatever respect he might have once commanded at school. He could feel his status and pride slipping away as he came again and again as his brother and two friends howled with laughter.

Epilogue

Matt from [A Little Birthday Surprise] is kind of an honorable mention in all this. He never had his dick shrunk. He has had a micro-penis his whole life. Things aren’t as bad for him as they could be though. His parents got over his little wank stunt relatively quickly. They were more appalled that he was unabashedly jacking it in the living room than they were about Matt’s little dick - ok… so Matt’s dad was actually really disappointed to find out that his son was hung like a squirrel but after the initial shock wore off he sort of accepted that there was nothing that Matt could do about that. 

Most of Matt’s trouble comes from his younger brother. Mark never misses a chance to remind his older brother who the “big” brother is. In fact Mark rarely shuts up about it. He constantly refers to Matt as things like “Pin Dick.” “Clitty Boy” especially in public and especially around Matt’s friends and classmates. Mark spares no effort to remind everyone that Matt’s dick is fun-sized and has casually leaked footage of Matt’s Birthday evening wank fest to numerous sources. Most of these videos have Matt’s face censored out, but you know how it is with the internet. If someone goes searching hard enough they can easily find the unedited source material, and you can bet that “someone” out there has made sure that everyone at school has seen the video and knows that it was Matt who got caught jerkin’ his Tic Tac. 

Matt’s still on the football team and he’s still a star player, but the rest of the guys have stopped buying his story about why he goes home to shower. In fact many of them insist he stay and shower with the rest of the guys even going so far as to steal his clothes until Matt agrees. As you can imagine Matt’s mini-dick is even less impressive soft so the other guys on the team love to stare at the tiny pecker while Matt tries to take a shower in peace, but things rarely go that way for him. More often than not he ends up popping wood within minutes of starting the shower which just inspires the rest of the team to take turns measuring their dicks. To date, there has been no one on the team who has a smaller softy than Matt’s stiffy. His dick is less than half the size of the next smallest dude on the team. In fact even the next smallest dude’s softy is over twice as long as Matt’s mini-stiffy, and it’s far, far thicker. Matt’s dick is barely over an inch hard when rock hard and it shrinks to half that when soft. We’re talking about a soft dick that’s not even two centimeters in length! 

Matt’s social status has seen a sharp downturn. Not even his football skill can save him from the constant jeers and giggles he experiences at school. He even has to deal with constant pantsing from friends and classmates in the halls. It seems like not a week goes by where he doesn’t end up with his shorts around his ankles and his nub on display for all to see. This even happened when he was on camera speaking to the local news team.

That interview in and of itself was a nightmare for him. Someone had leaked the story to the news that a student at his school had a rare disease, and of course local news networks love that shit. Within hours they had a film crew on site to discuss the matters in person and do a real sad tearjerker piece to drum up sympathy for the subject and viewers for the station. Nobody bothered to tell Matt this though. He thought he was being interviewed for carrying the team to victory in the local championship. He was so pumped to tell them about how great they were going to do in regionals and how they would sweep nationals. He had even posed for the camera clad in just a towel tied around his waste like they always did during locker room interviews for the NFL, but it quickly became apparent that they were here to talk about other things. 

For starters, the interviewer had no interest in his position on the team nor in his winning record. She was only interested in talking about his childhood and then the real bombshell was dropped. “How old were you when you realized your penis was small for your age?” Matt’s blood ran cold. The color drained from his face, and in that moment of paralysis the tie on his towel slid loose. Soon the entire cotton towel slipped loose and pooled at his ankles leaving him completely nude. The cameraman wasted no time, and in fact the interviewer made sure to announce it to all the folks at home that they were zooming in as close as they could to what was surely the smallest adult dick the world had ever seen. Matt’s micro-sized button dick was displayed for all to see. In fact his cock was displayed on prime time TV all over the county. Apparently since his dick was so small and childish it bypassed FCC pornography statutes so they were free to display his “medical condition” for all to see for extended periods under the guise of “public education.” That would have been mortifying enough, but Matt’s name and school name appeared on the scrolling banner onscreen below his mini-dick, and to make matters even worse the interview was so widely well-received that not only was it aired again the next month, but it was picked up by the network and spread to all their syndicates for national broadcast. His name and face became synonymous with “Micro Penis”. He became the unwitting poster child for small dicks. In fact, his dick was so small that he became the benchmark that other guys used to measure off of. Guys who used to be incredibly self conscious now looked at their undersized softies and shrugged thinking “At least I’m not THAT guy.”